this is monday
this is Nippy's. this shit it the dopest milk. it comes in a box.
and we all know how much that makes me happy.
more recyclable etc. (fucking hippy)
may i point out the straw...
i dont know if anyone has noticed.. but the straw is one of those retractable ones to they fit onto the box but also down to the bottom of the container, when in use- so as to get every last bit of delicious Nippy goodness..
but it ALSO has a point of articulation.
the benifit of this is that you can actually DRINK whilst you are horizontal.. ie. in bed, sprawled on the couch- WITHOUT having your popper at an impractical angle.
this product also uses this dope UHT reduced fat milk- so people like me dont feel to Phlegmy after snacking, you can also store it un refridgerated for you bulk buyers.
id also like to personally reccomend the Honeycomb flavour... its ten times better than the stupid cadburys "Crunchie" one that comes in that over-the-top fancy plastic peice-of-shit bottle....
im glad thats out of the way... now this monday i feel a little like this
...... but since consuming Nippys i completed 2 essays and found some fucking amazing images.
oh yeah and ive decided what my 'quirky-old-lady-collectable' will be/is...
My mum collects Owls which is pretty cool. and i know a few old lady turtle collectors...
ALSO fairly cool. but ive decided on Lobsters. because (a) alicia and i once bought plastic lobsters from a 7/11 at like 2 on the morning once and thought it was pretty cool.
(b) im sure lobster collectables are kinda harder to find that dolphins and kittens so i dont run the risk of ending up with like 20 billion lobster toys...
ahh i hate mondays