Wednesday, April 29, 2009

vegetarians love hamburgers

ive decided to compile my favorite hamburger moments from the past few months- i seem to have come across quite a few hamburgers and i think it is vital they be in a place together and viewed as a coherent set.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Monday, April 27, 2009

make it like they use'ta.

dope shit

jenga jenga jenga jenga!

thank Irene. this is fucking legendary!
i need to make one of these for myself, but knowing my household all the blocks will end up in the fireplace. maybe i need a plastic set...

Sunday, April 26, 2009

i lurd dat shit.

ahhh another hungover sunday.

fuck saturday was a long fucking great day.
BOB DEEP BBQ at this weird bar in north melbourne that im pretty sure no one knew existed.
solid drinking since 1.
arguments about Eminem.
Bowcaster gig at pony (FUCKING AWESOME)
adam todd iona and luke making a melbourne cameo.
brief drunken spew at workshop
second wind-
more drinking
weird wasted house party of TAM AND JULIAS in northmelbourne.
greeted by shirtless ladies and eye makeuped crazed women.
work on sunday morning-
then.... home to be greeted by this....

.... the way to me heart....

thanks mates i had a dope weekend!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

the art tip

should be pretty dope.

and i found this- which is fucking cute

by Muro
(via woostercollective)

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

severe lack of pandas

i went to melbourne Zoo last monday- highly hungover.
(luckily finiding that just near the elephant enclosure- they sell beer.. yes,,, yes beer.

and (apart from the lack of animals- pandas, seals and bunny rabbits)
i had a fucking good day!
i also fell in love with the tortoises.
i fucking love them.

but this one is better than any tortoise i have seen at a zoo before..

eat it!

Monday, April 20, 2009

where beauty eats BRAINNNNNNNS

youll be hard pressed finding a household who enjoys zombies and zombie movies alike more than mine.
and i think i found the most amazing hy-brid of ladieesszzz and zombies ever,
my pin-up-girl fanatic gal pal, lauren
this shit is epic!

suck it!

Friday, April 17, 2009

i want

on the hot tip


get this one.

our favourite cup-a-soup makers have this thing at the moment. when you buy 5 packets of cup a soup= they GIVE you a FREEEEEE personalised mug!
i made adam buy me my $9.5 worth of noodle soups so i could get me a CUSTARDS! mug... and im so fucking excited.

only 27 days to wait till delivery now!

get on it. we can have matching cup parties and no one will get their cups mixed up.

whats good!

walking past yesterday n had a sneak peak

its pretty nuts!

Thursday, April 16, 2009

robot VS Kleenex box

i decided to change my colour scheme to what i like to call "snot green"
- a nodd to my nostril passages.

all i have for you as of right now is this

...and there will be pictures of my weekend of partying, summing up in my snotty demise -when i get off my ass and get my film developed. you can all wait.
as i am the mucus queen.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

holy shit!

mmm TASTY.


yay tonight

im also making a record player cake.
photos comming soon!

cool as!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

all that... and a chuck of cheese

this week has been so fucking up and down.

im so fucking angry at fucking refrigerator manufacturers for not putting the low CFC producing elements into ALL fucking fridges!!!!
its like fucking panadol!
WHY THE FUCK ISNT PANADOL RAPID JUST THE NORMAL PANADOL!?!?! i think this was mentioned on the gruen transfer a few weeks ago.....
panadol 'rapid' is if you dont want your fucking headache... normal panadol was made for the people who still want the headache for 20 more minuets!!!!

think about the kids!

speaking of the kids...
double stimulus packages for meeee!
i have done nothing to deserve this- there are probably many more desperate and starving people who need this money... (ie.. alicia who WANTS to go to uni but cant afford the course??!!)

but im really not giving it to her, nor am i going to give it back
i am going to stimulate the economy. probably at Provider or Hype or Evolve or Athletes Foot...

im pretty sure for the entire month of receiving stimulus payments the whole of Australia will be sitting in front of their new plasma T.V's- high as motherfuckers.


its pretty self explanatory.

back at the ranch.

ive been cleaning.

this next image. is a packing solution i tried to resolve myself.
what else can you package in those fucking awesome 'hardware store' style metal containers that hold boring shit like 'joint lubricator' or zippo lighter fluid.

the answer?

this dope product with a dope label that is probably one of those products no one needs but people continue to make and buy.

people are fucked.

jesus paraphinalia is fucked.
i keep seeing this shit everywhere!!!!

hey people!
whats with the fucking Arian fucking Jesus!
im pretty sure jesus was a Jew- who are usually not (prove me wrong...) blonde! and from a fucking middle eastern country!
yeah go for it.... God was a woman! God was a Donkey! god was a fucking ghost..
if jesus actually DID exist... fucking get shit accurate if you want to fucking draw him!

... i could solve the worlds problems with a hunk of jarlsberg and a glass of pinot.
whos in?

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

bored fun

thank you KOMPOUND

my new favourite
(click and drag. please)

Saturday, April 4, 2009


moved house. its grouse.

ta dah!

twitter wasnt 'totally bitchin'...

Wednesday, April 1, 2009


i have to check out why people are so fucking into this Twitter thing.
there is something within me that says
"but claire, what if its totally bitchin'?"

man, even Ellen is on it. and so is Shaq.

i gotta i gotta i gotta