severe lack of pandas

i went to melbourne Zoo last monday- highly hungover.
(luckily finiding that just near the elephant enclosure- they sell beer.. yes,,, yes beer.

and (apart from the lack of animals- pandas, seals and bunny rabbits)
i had a fucking good day!
i also fell in love with the tortoises.
i fucking love them.


but this one is better than any tortoise i have seen at a zoo before..

eat it!