Tuesday, May 26, 2009

IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN.-thanks mum...

this is one of the least funny emails i have ever recieved..


who wants to get wasted with?!


IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN.
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Sa
uvignon Blanc


Sa
uvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Sa
uvignon almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living.

Sa
uvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic
lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister....

WARNINGS: -

* The consumption of
Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not..

* The consumption of Sa
uvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

* The consumption of Sa
uvignon may cause you to think you can sing.

* The consumption of Sa
uvignon may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

* The consumption of Sa
uvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh my ahahahahahahaha

"* The consumption of Sauvignon may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting."

AHAHHAHAHAHA

MOPS said...

love the new look. not sure bout yellow on white down the LHS, but whateva. awesome header. x

custards said...

noted. will look into this "LHS' issue.
chur!
xxx
haha i know i know kayta!!!!!!haha

Hayley said...

tpHahaha! I love it.

...let's get some.

Hayley said...

Hmmm. My typing is REALLY going downhill.