Vices of the week:
1. cheesy old adds. they make me feel better about.... most things.
how many fucking kids does this bitch have anyway!?... there is like 10kgs of spam in thems sangas!
not the actual product- although they are fair tasty. But the "grains dont grow up to be chips, son"... old man lisp voice. Yep.
speak like that and no one will listen to a word you are saying. and therefore, you will not have to talk to anyone by default.
4. this small rodent. and the fact that its his birthday.
5. Cunning Linguists.
enough of that
this should be rad.
see ya on the weekend, fools.